Measured · August 2026
The Funeral Home AI-Readiness Index
Families now ask AI assistants who to call when someone dies. Those answers are built from what a funeral home’s website makes readable — its structured data, its obituary pages, its reviews, its bones. We measured 924 American funeral homes on exactly that, and published how we did it. 42.3% score D or F.
What we found
391 of the 924 homes we measured (42.3%) score D or F on these foundations. 200 score A or B. The middle is the largest group, which is the ordinary shape of an industry that has not been asked to think about this yet — not a failing one.
How we measured it
The method is here rather than “available on request,” because an index whose workings can’t be checked is an assertion. Every home below was read the same way, by the same engine that produces the free audit — so any home can re-run its own line and get the number we got.
Site health
Whether the site answers a crawler at all, and how quickly. A site the machines cannot read may as well be unlisted.
Name, address, phone
Whether those three match between the website and the business profile. Mismatches quietly erode machine trust.
Obituary pages
Whether obituaries exist at stable addresses, read without JavaScript, and show recent activity — the pages a model actually learns a home from.
Reviews
Count and rating on the Google Business Profile, the heaviest single signal in a “best funeral home in…” answer.
Structured data
The machine-readable layer that states a home’s name, address, phone and hours outright, instead of leaving an engine to infer them from prose.
Scored out of 94. Foundations only: structured data, obituary pages, reviews, site health, link previews and name/address/phone consistency, scored out of 94. The AI answer test is not part of these grades. Grades are ratios, so a home measured before a change to the scoring stays comparable to one measured after.
The grade bands. A at 85% · B at 70% · C at 55% · D at 40%, and F below that.
The population. Every funeral home in our directory with a working website — 924 of them at this reading. It is a large sample of American funeral homes, not a census of all of them, and we say so rather than implying otherwise.
How often it refreshes. A grade stands for 30 days before its home is measured again, so this page recomputes rather than freezing on the day it was written.
Whose servers we visited, and how. One visit per home per month, identifying ourselves honestly, obeying robots.txt, rate-limited and logged. We read only what a search engine reads.
Why no funeral home is named here
We know every grade in this index by name. We publish none of them, and we won’t. These are working funeral homes serving real families, and a letter grade beside a name on a public page is a cost to them and a cheap thrill for us. The aggregate is the useful fact; the individual grade belongs to the home that earned it.
A home can always see its own — that’s the free audit, sent privately, with the evidence behind every line. Ask for yours →